Saturday, June 10, 2006

Joanna Krupa Plays at Titan Poker


According to the latest Titan newsletter:
Yes! Joanna Krupa, the World's Hottest Swimsuit Model really does play at Titan Poker tables!

"It was so much fun interacting with other Titan players. It's really a game that is addicting, once I started playing it was hard for me to stop..."

Joanna played at our tables on June 1 and June 5. Did players believe that she was really Joanna Krupa? "I had a few people say that is is probably my publicist pretending to be me....I tried to prove to those that it really was me and I think it worked."

Joanna will be back at our tables soon! Joanna plays exclusively at Titan Poker!

Now is it just me wondering or what? Does the thought of playing poker with a swimsuit model really attract players to a site. What would be the attraction, bragging rights to your buddies, "hey I got sucked out on by a super model last night". Is the imagination of the 18 to 24 year old male, the demographic this ploy is targeted at, really strong enough that they could actually conjure up images of a bikini clad model by merely staring at a computer icon spitting out text into a cartoon bubble. Lets do a little experiment. Read this statement of Miss Krupa's.
"It was so much fun interacting with other Titan players. It's really a game that is addicting, once I started playing it was hard for me to stop..."
Did the little voice in your head make this sound like Marilyn Monroe or whatever woman's voice your mind applies when its speaking in the female form. Read it again, it will this time. The audio part I can understand, but the visual part I might need some help with. Maybe they could give Joanna her own icon.

It seems that the marketing experts at Titan Poker know that sex sells. I get more hits from people searching for Sabina Gadeski, the new hostess of the WPT than all other searches combined. It appears as if the male poker player when not at the table is not trying to improve his game with poker strategy but wants to see his favorite poker hostess naked. Makes me wonder if I shouldn't become the Larry Flint of Poker and publish a blog called Poker Sluts.

I have to admit Ms Krupa is a very attractive woman but from my experience, no matter how sexy or how good looking a woman is, somebody, somewhere is glad the bitch is gone.

If you want to see more of this young lady and let me tell you, there is more. You can check out the links below but take my advise, don't mix poker and porn. Pick your game by the number of fish, not foxes at the table.

http://www.gorillamask.net/joannakrupa.shtml
http://bodsforthemods.com/gallery/Joanna-Krupa/index.php
http://glam0ur.com/gals/cybergirls/joanna_krupa/joanna_krupa.htm

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1 comment:

Dawg said...

Haaah! :) Come on now Joanna baby let me know when your playing and we'll see if we cant do something a bit more interesting ;D